Most normal people on their  first day of their new gig stress about the usual things like being on time and just doing a decent job and not fucking up. Well not me, because I can never do anything normal, in addition to worrying about the aforementioned list I also have to stress about trying my best NOT to use the restroom all day and not getting too drunk ( i’m expected to drink a couple of cocktails.) OH and charm the fuck out of my boss and not get offended by the frankness of the rest of the firm. AND not get swindled by the house keeper.